
Hang on, I have to go find some tissue before I can start this recap. If you weren't a bit teary-eyed at last night's season finale of
House, then your heart is as cold as a heart that's been put into arrested hypothermia.
Last week,
House took us on an interesting bus ride, and while I didn't know where it was going, I certainly wasn't expecting an ending like this.

Wow. I have no idea where
House is taking us in its two-hour finale that started this week, but so far at least, I'm enjoying the ride.
What we know, or think we know: House was in a bus crash.

Over the past couple of weeks, we've seen incompetent bosses, self-absorbed medical residents, sex-crazed high schoolers, and even some devil's bounty hunters return to the small screen. But if there's one character whose return I've been anticipating most eagerly, it's the crankypants Dr. House.

First off, a bit of business. If you missed the

Every
House episode is really just a series of games House plays — with Cuddy, with Foreman, with his patients' lives — but this week's episode took things one step further. For the final challenge before picking his new team, House set the final four candidates loose on an aging punk rocker with symptoms that were either drug abuse or something more. In the end, he did actually buckle down and choose a team, but of course I'm not going to reveal the names up here.

It's a big night on Fox tonight, as each of the network's dramas pulls out all the stops for the final Tuesday of sweeps.
House puts the Survivor-style plot line to rest when Dr. House announces his hiring decision, and
Bones takes romantic tension to a new level with a kiss between Bones and Booth.

Every so often,
House will break out a theme episode where the cases and the doctors' lives intertwine. Those episodes often seem contrived, but they do have a purpose: They give us a window into the characters that we couldn't get from the typical House formula. "Mirror, Mirror" was one of those episodes, and it gave us some insight into the doc-testants still in the running for a job on House's team.

Sometimes, I think that the
House writers invented this whole auditioning-for-the-new-team plotline so they could poke fun at reality television. A couple of weeks ago, we got a
Survivor-style tribal council; this week, it was a Bachelor-esque rose ceremony. Maybe next week, we'll be able to call or text in support of our favorite candidates?

Remember how I told you a while back that
"House" could be getting a quartet of new underlings? Make that a quintet.
Five new doctors will join the Princeton-Plainsboro staff in the fall — though it's not been revealed how long they'll each be sticking around.